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hallo! the name is sam. i’m 17 and i live in canada, but let’s be real, you’d be able to find out exactly where just by scrolling through my me tag a bit.
- i generally don’t put much effort into the way i type and stuff on les internetz, but, ironically enough, my two dream jobs are an author and a teacher, which both kinda require pretty decent grammar skills
- my hair is a demon that has been known to swallow tennis balls whole
- i make art a lot
- i also write a LOT
- the channels i watch the most on tv are the food network, hgtv, and tlc
- suffice it to say, i like to think i could be a pretty badass chef/real estate agent/bridal consultant because of it
- i’ve hugged five members of team starkid, i’ve (accidentally) walked through the sets of dennis quaid and carol burnett, and i’ve brushed past ricky gervais before realizing who it was and freaking out
- also the city of bones movie is filming in my city so i’ve currently met lily collins twice, jamie campbell bower twice, robert sheehan (!!!) once, and had conversations with kevin zegers and jemima west
- also my face was in a vlogbrothers video for like a second bUT STILL
- and um yeah
this is what i look like sometimes
but really this is what i look like 99% of the time





